maythegr8ness's Profile

Meaning of Life: I think it's to create as much joy as possible, harm as little as possible, and allow it to surprise you with how beautiful it can be. You know, that or 42. And finding people who will tell you that means "whatever you want."

Things I Can't Live Without: problems (i fucking love to solve them) the line "build a house up on that ass, that's an ass-state" people who like to debate random things with limited investment people who make entertainment the grass on the other side

Fun Activities: you?

Favorite Songs: hang out and find out

Favorite Movies: hahahahahaha listen I ... I like Pitch Perfect and Goodnight and Good Luck and I will not be taking questions.

Craziest Thing I've Done: You

Desired Location: aw, with you... or at a waterfall

Hobbies: daydreaming about having hobbies whilst living in a post capitalist society, but then also 100% running away to find bodies of water and put my body in them, deciding I can do anything and creating enormous projects for myself, editing/writing, pretending.

Talents: Hm. I can touch my tongue to my nose.

Perfect Date: "I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket."

Turn Ons/Offs: I'm a fan of people so I like it when I get to see your face, hear your voice, feel like I'm with, you know, a whole ass human.

Best Reason to Know Me: The biggest dildo I've ever seen, and she took it all. Aug 29, 2024 Goddamn super star. a lot of fun! Aug 29, 2024 what an angel. hot as fuck Aug 28, 2024 She truly is the greatness! Aug 24, 2024 What a session!!!! Aug 24, 2024 such a beautiful and horny lady in every respect Aug 23, 2024 outstanding Aug 18, 2024 If you haven't had the total pleasure of playing with May then you need to get into the game! She is amazing! Thanks Ms. Hottie!!! Aug 3, 2024 amazing Aug 1, 2024 she's perfect!! Jul 31, 2024 "Wow she is amazing. I feel like I have a friend that likes to help me experience pleasure in the best possible way. She is so sexy I love her body she is willing to fufill all requests nothing went unanswered. I could not have had a better true diamond amongst the coal." Jul 28, 2024 Just the freaking coolest Jul 26, 2024 Not the typical model. Incredibly kind. Wonderfully humble. Remarkably sweet. Make her yours and treat her well, and the rewards are infinite.