Meaning of Life: - It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping.
Things I Can't Live Without: - Pliers, Herve Villechaize, Epsom Salt and an Abacus. <My Amazon Wishlist
Fun Activities: - Vacuum rodent feces.
Favorite Songs: - Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth, The Cunning Runts, Elizabeth Taylor's Husbands, Albino Toilet Boys, Post Nasal Drip, Alcoholocaust, The Gaza Strippers, Lee Harvey Keitel, Phlegm Fatale, Ghandi's Lunchbox, Willie Nelson Mandela, I Got Shot By Dick Cheney, The Brian Jonestown Massacre and Jackson Browne
Favorite Movies: - Disco Beaver from Outer Space, Clifford, Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla, Tea Bagger Vance, Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?, Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park and Problem Child 3
Craziest Thing I've Done: - Albert Finney
Desired Location: - Guantanamo Bay
Hobbies: - Answering stupid questions and machete sharpening.
Talents: - Chopping wood and baton twirling.
Perfect Date: - Medjool
Turn Ons/Offs: - Ons: Shrunken Heads Offs:People, Mike Love
Best Reason to Know Me: - I can be transformed from reserved to adventurous with a flip of a switch. Find that switch and you're in for a hell of a ride.
