YourHoneyMary's Profile

Meaning of Life: 'Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine , into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from"

Things I Can't Live Without: My pets. My pets! My pets!!!

Fun Activities: I spend your tokens and dollars, and euros, and pounds . But you know that already.

Favorite Songs: Your voice is my music (when you moaning of course)

Favorite Movies: Kamsutra. and anything with George Uhl

Craziest Thing I've Done: covered my clitoris in hot wax. fucked my pussy with ice cubes.

Desired Location: I would be a little bug in your pants, while you are on your desk at work and have to work, and you are surrouded by people.. Can you focus?

Hobbies: I like to play with your dick when you are sleepy and moody, I like to play with my pussy when i tie you up, on the bed and u can just watch. I like to spend the tokens you give me every day . Etc.

Talents: I can make you cum if you are rich enough.

Perfect Date: With anyone who can give me a nice massage:)

Turn Ons/Offs: You can turn me on anytime when you do smart things, when u give me smart replies, when you tips me for nothing, when you watch me while i'm squirting, when you tell me a big secret that u never told anyone, when you are good with animals and bad with people (etc) You can turn me off anytime when you are an asshole, and if you dont know what asshole means, you can visit the gallery named "Mary;s morons"

Best Reason to Know Me: Because you wonder how would feel the best JOI from your life.