Things I Can't Live Without: A mixture of gases the main component being O2, Water, Nutritional sustenance, Spatial awareness, Someone to spoil
Fun Activities: You.
Craziest Thing I've Done: My ex.
Desired Location: I'd be sitting on your face.
Best Reason to Know Me: You'll receive a healthy dose of sarcasm, cynicism, and 90's nostalgia, while simultaneously being titillated by a seemingly contradictory combination of qualities, including but not limited to awkward affection, playful banter, frisky conversation, dark humor, an eclectic range of interests, and run on sentences. Plus titties.
