Meaning of Life: To feel everything deeply, laugh as much as possible, be kind when its hard, leave people better than you found them, and never run out of weed or good music.
Things I Can't Live Without: weed food my family my mom my best friend
Fun Activities: Smoke a joint on the balcony and watch the world go quiet, cook something way too complicated at midnight just because I can, dance around my flat in oversized t-shirts to songs I shouldve outgrown, binge true-crime docs while texting my best friend wild theories, take long aimless night walks with a playlist and zero plan, turn my living room into a blanket fort when life feels too big. Basic witchy stoner MILF stuff.
Favorite Songs: I have stoner playlists for every mood: 90s trip-hop (Massive Attack, Portishead) when Im chilling Old-school hip-hop (Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul) Lana Del Rey when Im feeling dreamy and dramatic Tyler Childers & Colter Wall when I want to feel something real Current obsession: Pink + White by Frank Ocean on repeat.
Favorite Movies: Practical Magic (I will fight you that its perfect) The Big Lebowski Anything Quentin Tarantino Old 90s thrillers like The Hand That Rocks the Cradle or Single White Female And yes, I still quote Clueless when Im high.
Craziest Thing I've Done: I almost died once...
Desired Location: on a beach, or travelling with a special person <3
Hobbies: Getting beautifully baked and reorganizing my flat at 2 a.m. (it makes sense at the time) Cooking way too much food for one person Long voice-note conversations with friends Taking night walks when the town is quiet Collecting weird coffee mugs and vintage lighters Reading tarot for myself (Im surprisingly good at it)
Talents: Rolling the perfect joint (its an art) Making people laugh when theyre having a shit day Cooking carbonara that will ruin all other carbonara for you Falling asleep literally anywhere Giving zero fucks about what people think after 40 (highly recommend)
Perfect Date: Weed, take-out, a blanket fort in the living room, and watching a movie well end up talking over the whole time. Or just smoking on the balcony at 3 a.m. talking about aliens, past lives, and the dumb shit we did in our 20s.
Turn Ons/Offs: Intelligence, kindness with an edge, deep voices, people who smell good, neck kisses, when someone actually listens, dark sense of humor, strong hands, confidence without arrogance, late-night honesty. Offs: Bad hygiene, arrogance, one-word replies, people who talk about their ex nonstop, lying about height, do you squirt as a first message.
Best Reason to Know Me: Im the friend who will listen to you vent at 4 a.m. without making it weird, tell you the brutal truth wrapped in a joke so it doesnt sting, and still think youre hot when youre having the ugliest cry. Im sarcastic, soft, and slightly chaotic, but I will always make you feel like youre the only person in the room. Also I give incredible advice when Im high.
