Meaning of Life: Have as many orgasms as possible
Things I Can't Live Without: Air, water, trees, tacos, dik
Fun Activities: Golf, fish, masturbate
Favorite Songs: Elevator music
Favorite Movies: Sorry to bother you
Craziest Thing I've Done: Flash helicopters my tits
Desired Location: Canada
Hobbies: Golf and breaking hearts, fishing, fukin, making bishes jealous
Talents: Heart breaker, firestarter, muse, dancer, multi orgasmic
Perfect Date: Vibrator
Turn Ons/Offs: Non tipping demands
Best Reason to Know Me: I'm crazy and I have a nice pair of tits