Meaning of Life: "Be an artist of consciousness. Your picture of reality is your most important creation. Make it powerfully, profoundly beautiful." ~Alex Grey
Things I Can't Live Without: 1. Men~ I crave the male species. I crave cock! I yearn for the smell of a man, his rough whiskers against my skin, his heavy body weight on top of me, his hard, deep kisses all over my body. And those hands...manly hands and that thick arm hair....yes... hairy arms, big and broad shoulders, a large and straight nose...mmm, man armpits and sexy thick chest, these are the things turn me on! These are just a few of the many things I love about men. I need to taste a man in my mouth daily.But damn they sure can annoy the hell out of me. Oh well, still can't live without them, that's just me. 2. My family/tribe 3. Water: a hot bath or shower is my heaven on Earth, we are so blessed! 4. Music is GOD 5. Film and literature
Fun Activities: Hmmmm....well I love to dance! Converse with people. I'm a pretty big film nerd! I love to stay in and fuck and smoke and eat and watch movies with my lover all day. I love to listen to live music and party with family and friends. I smoke a lot of herb. I love to drink, eat and be merry. I love trying new foods and drinks. I LOVE WATER. I'm a mermaid. I love to garden and collect houseplants, I'll show them to you! I love to go to yard sales and thrift stores, I love vintage art and antiques, strange things from the past, I'm a collector.
Favorite Songs: The Talking Heads, Led Zepplin, Wanda Jackson, Guns & Roses, James Brown, The Doors, Patsy Cline, David Bowie, Blondie, Dead Man's Bones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Gorillaz, Tori Amos, Heart, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Janis Joplin, David Byrne, i monster, Modest Mouse, Otis Redding, Fleetwood Mac, Grimes, Leonard Cohen, Marshall Mathers, Jack White, Jack Black, Flight of the Conchords, Nina Simon, Mike Patton, Bjork and so many more! Music is L I F E
Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of A Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Kill Bill I & II, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Hairspray(Original), Oldboy(Original), The Imposter, Waitress, The Men Who Stare at Goats, Bettlejuice, 12 Monkeys, American Beauty, Adaptation, Volver, All The Pretty Things, Being John Malchovich, J'Dango Unchained, Crybaby, Fargo, The Central Park Five, The Revenant....many more! Just ask! I love discussing film! Oh and porn! I watch lots of porn, ask me about what I watch, I love talking porn! You'll be surprised to learn of some of my very taboo fantasies!
Craziest Thing I've Done: One drunken night, when I was 19 years old, I seduced my best friend's dad and had the most amazing sex of my life. Seriously it was the hottest and dirtiest night of my life.(Of course this is the reason why I love older men!) And now that I'm in my thirties, my appetite for older men is stronger than ever! My fantasies have even inspired me to write my own erotica! Inspired by the experience with my best friend's Dad at age nineteen, most of my stories involve older men. Please enjoy an excerpt from my recent addition to the collection:My Dad's Best FriendWhen Penny reached the front room, Brian was seated with three glasses of ice and a bottle of Crown Royal. "Whats that?!" she giggled. "This...this is our favorite....so where are your parents? I brought this bottle over to celebrate their only child graduating high school. Are they here?" He smiled as he handed Penny an envelope. "And this is for you, congratulations Penny." Penny smiled and opened the envelope, she counted $300 cash. "Wow, thank you so much Uncle Brian." Penny gave her uncle another quick hug and explained to him that her parents had left at the last minute to go to the lake for a romantic weekend alone. "Well, might as well not let this go to waste" he said as he handed her a glass. Uncle Brian wasn't her real uncle, he was her Dad's best friend. He had been around as long as she could remember, and he was always so sweet and generous, bringing her sweet gifts throughout her life, rather it be cute stuffed animals or even a pack of smokes he had snuck her when she was going through a rebellious phase. Penny always appreciated how cool and generous her Dads best friend was, and as she grew older, her curiosity about Uncle Brian grew too, she started to notice just how cute he was! His smile, so sweet and warm, it was always her favorite feature of his and he had really pretty eyes too, hazel eyes, gentle and warm eyes, yet strong and determined eyes. Soon enough Penny felt herself blushing whenever Uncle Brian looked into her eyes, and than when he smiled, Penny melted! One day she even noticed herself getting wet for her uncle Brian, she felt that warm, slippery wetness between her legs, it had happened to Penny before, it first started whenever she saw her ex-boyfriend, when they had first met, and than it had happened to her every time he kissed her too, especially when he'd put his tongue deep in her mouth and grab her tits, Penny would get so wet, and now it was happening again! She soon began to realize that she had a major crush on her Uncle Brian! About three glasses of whiskey later, and the two were teasing and laughing as Brian told her hilarious stories of his own youth and the crazy things him and her father had done when they were her age. By this point Penny was very drunk, she had never drank whiskey before, and she was definitely feeling loose and quite daring. Something took over Penny, something inside her felt bold, invincible, and slutty! She very much wanted to kiss Brian. She found herself staring at his lips, his big strong arms, his thick fingers, she felt her sweet little cunt start to gush up again, warm and wet, she knew what she wanted, and she was just drunk enough to go for it. She didnt hesitate, she simply jumped up and planted herself right on top of her Uncle Brian, she straddled him, pushing her wet little crotch into him, and just like she had hoped, Penny felt his cock begin to grow and harden underneath her, she grabbed his head, she shoved her pink bubblegum tongue into his mouth, teasing his lips with a little nibble on his bottom lip, licking and teasing his tongue with hers. Penny expected at any moment he would pull away and begin some lecture about him being way too old for her, him being an uncle figure in her life, him being her Dads best friend, but thats not what happened, not at all. Instead, Uncle Brian grabbed her tighter, she felt his big, warm arms grab her around her waist, she felt him grind his pelvis upwards, harder as he strongly kissed her back, he kissed her hard, his hips thrusted up against her as his lips pressed even harder against hers. His tongue licking and exploring her sweet lips and hot little mouth.Want to read the rest? *Tip 45 tkn* with a tipnote saying "Profile Story" and I'll send you the entire story to read or *Tip 75 tkn* with tipnote saying "Audio Of Profile Story" and you'll receive the audio version of me reading this story to you in my sweet and sexy slutty voice!
Desired Location: I'd love to be exploring through the oceans of this planet on the back of an orca. You asked.
Hobbies: I love being a whore, I love anal. hehe I also love to Garden, I like Reading, Film, Dreaming, Bathing, Swimming, Dancing, Parenting, Writing, Photography, Teaching, Learning, Collecting, Eating, Drinking, making Art, making Noise and making Love
Talents: I have a few, but around here I'm known for my impeccable ability to make cocks hard and make cocks cum...alot! Again...and again...it's a talent I'm quite proud of! hehe
Best Reason to Know Me: Simply because you can!
