Meaning of Life: become squid
Things I Can't Live Without: Weed, internet connection, cast-iron skillet, my husband, & Diet Coke
Fun Activities: Isn't this the same as "hobbies"?
Favorite Songs: Mostly random 80s stuff. Love the Cure and the B52s. Also a lot of late 80s/early 90s grunge and punk shit thrown in, Hole, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Pixies, Violent Femmes, Dead Milkmen, really an eclectic mixed bag. Ask me about it to know more, I love music.
Favorite Movies: I love TV! I'm a Game of Thrones superfan, I've been into House of the Dragon as well, so please feel free to argue with me about those!! lol. Anything dark or procedural, favorites incl SVU and Hannibal. As well as anything funny and stupid, stuff like American Dad!, Always Sunny, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Peep Show, and Mighty Boosh. I consider myself a sitcom connoisseur - Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld are the only sitcoms you NEED. Frasier and Sunny are up there. Also love cooking shows. When it comes to movies, I'm not too picky but I prefer more morbid stuff, more horror, suspense, gore. I'm a Sawhead. When I'm not feeling that, raunchy teen sex comedies from the late 00-early 10s like Superbad and Sex Drive and The To-Do List. Love Cronenberg, Kevin Smith, Planet of the Apes (and the reboot) might be my favorite movie franchise of all time. I looooove to discuss movies and tv! Also i LOOOVE Silent Hill!
Craziest Thing I've Done: at 16 y/o, packed up what little i could into a backpack, laced up my vintage 80s (new-from-the-box) doc marten combat boots, threw on my old navy army fatigue jacket, and hopped in a stranger's car to escape my abusive guardians, and never looked back
Desired Location: Mars
Hobbies: Cooking, baking, online window shopping, reading, sketching, watching silly TV or horror movies, smoking weed, chatting with pervs online ;)
Talents: Cooking mostly! Then guitar/music, art, and honestly, I've gotten way into Bloodborne and while not exactly a "talent" I consider my NG++ levelmaxxed Arc/Str Holy Moonlight Sword-wielding madwoman one of my greatest achievements. Don't even get me started on my Elden Ring double-ghostflame-greatsword girl. Actually, please do
Perfect Date: Low-key. Delicious food, not too fancy ... maybe a good cocktail or two, and nothing too physical or intimate. Save that for after getting to know each other.
Turn Ons/Offs: turn ons: a man who knows his place; flirting and teasing; thoughtful surprises; worship; obsession; devotion; good sense of humor; emotional intelligence turn offs: people who take themselves too seriously; egoists and hypocrites; politics, religion, or anything that reminds me how much the world sucks out there; time-wasting (we all know why we are here :P)
Best Reason to Know Me: I'll have to leave that up to you. I've got plenty going for me but I'm not arrogant enough to think I'll get along with everyone. :P Use your best judgement and don't make assumptions. I'm mainly here to just have fun, for me that doesn't include a lot of dancing &stripping, but more to do with just chilling, teasing, getting to know people, and having stimulating convos and maybe stimulating some other parts...
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