Meaning of Life: fuck bitches, get money
Things I Can't Live Without: oxygen, nutrients, water, sarcasm, coffee
Fun Activities: destroy pathetic losers and be worshipped while doing so
Craziest Thing I've Done: Call me crazy, I DARE you.
Desired Location: Sitting on your face
Perfect Date: You drive me and my hottie best friend around in your luxury car. You take us shopping, to the spa, to some fine dining but you are merely the chauffeur who graciously gets to catch glances of us in the rear view mirror, making each other cum like you never could in between the stops on our very busy, very expensive day. You take pleasure in licking the leather back seats clean while we are spending your money. If you behave well we might give you some JOI while we berate you together. - Pure romance
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn ons: obedience, your wife, men with fat wallets on their knees Turn offs: probably you
Best Reason to Know Me: Because you need me.
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