Craziest Thing I've Done: murder unicorns
Hobbies: Traveling, Mountains, Cats, diddling my skittle,
Talents: making grown men cry
Perfect Date: ...you pick me up in your tricked out Huffy and let me order anything I want off the TacoBell secret menu. I then blow you in a Walmart dressing room while the janitor watches.
Turn Ons/Offs: Chivalry/Halitosis