Meaning of Life: Making the most out of every opportunity. This day will not happen again.
Things I Can't Live Without: Spotify, 4/20, Pets, My Stanley Cup, Champagne
Fun Activities: Make people smile with jokes, story telling, and creative expression. Some of its true, some of its funny. I say some outlandish things! I just happen to also be really fucking hot. The tits are distracting. But Ill make you smile eventually.
Favorite Songs: All the music!
Favorite Movies: Scary & Comedy
Craziest Thing I've Done: Hooked up with someone in a radio station. Hated the DJ so we left a mess on his chair.
Desired Location: Disney World or on a beach. I dont mind winters. But oh I love rollercoasters and beaches.
Hobbies: Photography, traveling, my pets, reading dystopian fiction, wholesome tv series from the 90s, bad dad jokes, fine dining experiences, designer shopping, daydreaming
Talents: I am a decent story teller and entertainer. Most stories are true. I can talk about anything for hours. People skills.
Perfect Date: The perfect date has a lot of effort put into it. It will start in the afternoon or at lunch time. A pre planned activity for a few hours. Followed by a delightful dinner to a place on my list. Conversation and laughter for hours. Champagne and dessert.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn Offs: being demanding, rude, arrogant, self important, cheap loser!
Best Reason to Know Me: I'm here to make your day amazing. I am a super sexy, 420 friendly, big tittied, tattooed, 43 ass, hourglass body, tall athletic hottie with a great sense of humor who loves to have fun online.
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