Meaning of Life: To search every corner of the world that my wallet will allow me to go in search of my happy. I no longer do things to please other people. Don't do ANYTHING unless it brings YOU joy.
Things I Can't Live Without: 1) My phone 2) My Kindle 3) Internet access 4) My body pillow 5) My friends
Fun Activities: 1)Make out with soccer moms. 2) Speak my mind and tell people how I really feel. 3) Blog, podcast, and talk about all things swinging, adult travel and the lifestyle. Ask me how you can find me and my show on the interwebs.
Favorite Songs: Anything I can shake my ass to.
Favorite Movies: I hardly ever get to watch movies anymore. Being a grown up is stupid.
Craziest Thing I've Done: 1) I'm a swinger, so I have sex with other people's spouses (although to be fair everyone is consenting and stuff) 2) I'm camming which is pretty bad ass when you think about it because DUH..I'm in my 40's and on the PTA. 3) Ask me the next time you're in my room and I will be sure to give you all the juice details.
Desired Location: 1)My first choice will always be Hedonism II in Jamaica because it's fucking magic. 2) A crowded dance floor rubbing against all the sexy sweaty bodies. 3) Eating pizza
Hobbies: Talking shit and eating potato chips. Not necessarily in that order. People watching and silently judging you. Sex with strangers while someone's husband watches.
Talents: Keeping it real, even if the truth hurts you.
Turn Ons/Offs: Don't lie to me, disrespect me or think just because I have tits and a pussy that I am somehow LESS THAN you. Follow these simple rules, and we will be friends forever.
Best Reason to Know Me: 1)I'm real. I won't dick you around and once I'm your friend...I'm you're friend for life. 2) I have great boobs..duh! 3) I have all of my teeth. 4) If you're hanging with me, you're laughing and having the best time ever. 5) Did I mention my boobs?
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