Meaning of Life: BOUNDLESS HAPPINESS
Things I Can't Live Without: Food, water, shelter, air, and chocolate.
Fun Activities: Thinking up social experiments. Like, I want to do a candid camera episode about a waiter who takes one bite or sip out of each thing he serves as he's setting it on the table... Or, I want to go apply to a series of jobs for which I'm completely and utterly unqualified, and then just wing it at the interviews. See what happens. A recent idea I had was to go to a long line, like at a grocery store or anywhere several people in their mid-thirties are standing in line, and with a fake microphone in hand start singing, "Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down--" and then pass the mic to the next person. See what happens.
Favorite Songs: Come watch my stream and find out!
Favorite Movies: T2JD ALL DAY LONGGG
Craziest Thing I've Done: Booked a one way flight to Vegas, lost my phone, wallet and purse on the way, and winged it for 7 days. I made lots of friends.
Desired Location: Hawaii..... Oh wait.
Hobbies: Hiking, running, hiking, lifting, hiking, camping, hiking, game nights, meditation, ukulele tinkerings, playing with other people's dogs and going to the beach.
Talents: I can twiggle.
Perfect Date: Sunset beach walk, steak dinner and sex. Did I stutter?
Turn Ons/Offs: TURN ONS: To see you encourage JOY in others, be friendly and welcoming, learn something new and teach me and others what you know. And honestly, that tip noise really gets me going in a sort of Pavlovian way... except it isn't just my mouth that waters. TURN OFFS: Trolling, rudeness, poor grammar, penuriousness.
Best Reason to Know Me: I'll probably make you cum. Or at least make you chuckle.
